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He said we are going to the park.

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Santa has the ability to freeze time at will which explains why he can visit every single house in one night.

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Santa has the ability to freeze time at will which explains how he can visit every single house in the world in one night

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I spread my legs for them just so I'd feel loved and safe NSFW

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i felt a dribble of juice come out my pee hole NSFW

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As the plane rolled away from the gate, I took one more picture out of the window

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"We'll always love you, no matter what", said my mom when I was 12

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"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

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My family was always rather poor, so I was ecstatic when my dad told us he got life insurance!

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"I always knew what it would cost"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He said we are going to the park.	1
Santa has the ability to freeze time at will which explains why he can visit every single house in one night.	1
Santa has the ability to freeze time at will which explains how he can visit every single house in the world in one night	1
I spread my legs for them just so I'd feel loved and safe NSFW	1
i felt a dribble of juice come out my pee hole NSFW	1
As the plane rolled away from the gate, I took one more picture out of the window	1
"We'll always love you, no matter what", said my mom when I was 12	1
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"	1
My family was always rather poor, so I was ecstatic when my dad told us he got life insurance!	1
"I always knew what it would cost"	1